Is this satire?

CNN Airs Hour-Long PSA On Warning Signs Of Dementia

“…CINCINNATI, OH—As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.

The PSA, which ran over an hour, showed tragic footage of an old man ranting and making nonsensical, confusing statements.

CNN says they hope the footage will encourage family members of the elderly to get them tested for the early warning signs of dementia. The cable news channel displayed a phone number for a hotline people can call if they believe someone they know might be suffering from symptoms of the condition.

“If you or a loved one act like this man,” said Don Lemon, “please, we beg you, get help. Slurred speech, inaccurate statements, an inability to remember where you are—these are all signs that your loved one might be suffering from dementia, whether he’s retired or the president of the United States.”

“… and we’d take the rhubarb and we’d put it in the pie, right in the ol’ pie,” the old man said suddenly, in a rare moment of lucidity. “It was incredible. You wouldn’t think rhubarb would taste good, but it’s the sweetness. The strawberries. The strawberries. The strawberries. That’s what makes it work! Airplanes! Airplanes are neat, you know, but they’re a myth. How do they get them up there? They don’t—d-d-don’t even have feathers.”

Many of the attendees were touched by both the PSA and the old man…”

CNN’s Biden townhall a ratings bust

CNN’s Biden town hall flops, finishes behind Fox News, MSNBC with only 1.5 million viewers

Fox News beat CNN by a staggering 83 percent during the Biden town hall

“…CNN’s heavily promoted town hall event with President Biden failed to resonate with Americans on Wednesday night, as it got thumped by Fox News and even finished with a smaller audience than MSNBC.

The CNN Biden town hall, moderated by Don Lemon, averaged only 1.5 million viewers from 8-9:30 p.m. ET, while Fox News averaged 2.7 million viewers during the same time period. MSNBC averaged 1.6 million sets of eyeballs, which pushed CNN’s chat with the president to last place among relevant cable news stations.

Fox News beat CNN by a staggering 83 percent during the Biden town hall with regular programing on “Tucker Carlson Tonight” and a special edition of “Hannity” that featured Florida Republicans Gov. Ron DeSantis, Sen. Marco Rubio, Rep. Maria Salazar and Miami Mayor Francis Suarez.

Every Fox News town hall event over the past five years outdrew Wednesday’s CNN event with Biden…”

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CNN and Biden couldn’t fill a small indoor venue either.

Democrats bribing foreign illegals to return to U.S.

DHS: Returning Deported Migrants Need Federal Aid for Housing

Not Cubans, of course. Only reliable illegals. You know what I mean.

Who cares. People have a right to choose. The media twists it into a dishonest attack on Republicans, who everyone knows, are bad people

Who Are The Real COVID Vaccine Refuseniks? Hint: It’s Not What You’ve Been Told

Blacks and Hispanics mostly. That sounds like Democrat voters.

Democrat governance – Michigan style (hand out the cash edition)

Shiawassee County commissioners give themselves $65K in COVID-19 hazard pay

“…SHIAWASSEE COUNTY, MI — Members of the Shiawassee County Board of Commissioners agreed to share a windfall in federal COVID-19 relief funds with employees last week.

What they didn’t tell the public was that top-level administrators for the county would receive far bigger payments — up to $25,000 each — than front-line workers who were directly exposed to coronavirus as they cleaned buildings and provided vaccines to residents.

Records obtained by MLive-The Flint Journal show “top-level administrators” in the county received $25,000 each from the COVID-19 relief funds awarded to the county while department heads each received $12,500. “Middle management” officials received $5,000 each while chief deputies, Health Department employees, and attorneys received $2,500.

The breakdown written by County Coordinator Brian Boggs shows employees identified as “cleaning staff” received $2,000 each and all other employees received $1,000.

It’s not a crisis. It’s just the worst year ever.

Forecast: 1.8 million illegal migrants under Biden, ‘worst ever year.’

Biden border policy is an absolute disaster.

Biden relies on the group “The Center for Countering Digital Hate” (CCDH) to identify the 12 people who are killing Americans by spreading misinformation. Can you guess what CCDH lists as their primary goal?

That’s right. The primary goal of CCDH is:

“the destruction of nuclear families and the establishment of a dictatorship of the proletariat through violent means.”

Yep, that’s the group the President of the United States is relying on to determine who is killing people by spreading misinformation.

Hat tip to Stephen Green

Libs all over the world have gone stark raving mad! This is a great video commentary. It runs about 7 minutes. It is worth your time.

Joe Biden ‘has to be taken out of circulation’ after ‘rambling about men on the moon’

“…Sky News host Alan Jones says Joe Biden “has to be taken out of circulation” after a CNN Town Hall filled with blunders, including an “incoherent rambling about men on the moon and aliens”. Mr Jones said President Biden remained “unchallenged in his rambling” because “CNN are mouthpieces for Biden”. “This bloke has to be taken out of circulation,” Mr Jones said. “This bloke, Joe Biden, belongs in a home and that home is not the White House.”…”

Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream has involved itself in international politics and chosen sides. Now they should pay the price.

Texas gets involved in Israel’s fight with Ben & Jerry’s over West Bank boycott

    • The fight between Israel and Palestinians is spilling over into 30 U.S. states with laws on their books preventing pension funds from investing in companies that refuse to do business with the Jewish state.
    • The freshest example involves the socially conscious ice cream brand Ben & Jerry’s, the West Bank and Texas.
    • A spokesman for Republican Gov. Greg Abbott told CNBC: “Ben and Jerry’s decision to boycott parts of Israel is disgraceful and an insult to America’s closest ally in the Middle East.”

“…State Comptroller Glenn Hegar, who controls billions of dollars in assets for Texas’ public pension funds has already told his office to take action. In a statement to CNBC he said, “I’ve directed my staff to determine whether any specific action has been taken by Ben & Jerry’s or Unilever would trigger a listing under Chapter 808 of the Texas Government Code,” the law passed in 2017.

It is also possible sales in states with anti-boycott laws could be impacted. If Ben & Jerry’s or Unilever bids for a contract at a public institution, they could be disqualified if the boycott becomes a reality.

Florida state CFO Jimmy Patronis, who controls public pension funds, told CNBC his office started discussing the issue Tuesday morning. “I find what’s taking place very concerning,” he said in a text. But he wasn’t prepared to say what action might be taken…”

Is this satire?

10 Things That Are Worse Than The Civil War According To Joe Biden

“…The American Civil War was pretty bad, but there are a lot of things that have happened since then. Some of them are even worse than the Civil War. Just ask Joe Biden. Over his short presidency, he has already compared all ten of these things to the Civil War:

1. Republicans asking people to show ID at the polls – Literally just as bad as Gettysburg.

2. The Jan. 6 attack on the capitol, where millions died – Literally just as bad as Antietam.

3. His favorite ice cream shop being out of chocolate chocolate chip – Biden freaked out over this one, calling it “the worst attack on democracy since Lincoln was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald.”

4. Matlock getting canceled – Hoo boy, was he furious about this.

5. That one time a reporter asked him an actual question – The one time this happened in all of human history, he said it was “just like that Gettysburg thing.”

6. “You know, the thing!” – We aren’t sure what he was talking about here, but it was definitely worse than the Civil War.

7. Taco Bell discontinuing the Caramel Apple Empanada – OK, he’s got a point here.

8. Catholic priests denying him Communion for not believing Catholic things – A true outrage and definitely worse than the ACW.

9. When the world was destroyed in World War 3 back in February 2020 – You probably don’t even remember this war between us and Iran. Because you’re dead.

10. The New York Post reporting on his son’s laptop – Pickett’s Charge has nothing on this national tragedy.

Is Joe right about these? What things have happened in your life that are worse than the Civil War?…”

Is this satire? Hard to tell?

Inspiring: US Women’s Soccer Team To Boycott Scoring Goals Until Racism Is Defeated

“…TOKYO—People were stunned after the U.S. women’s soccer team lost to Sweden in the Olympics this week by a score of 3-0—until the team revealed they are boycotting scoring any goals until racism is defeated.

“Yeah, we didn’t score any goals against Sweden last night, but that was totally on purpose,” said star player and beloved activist Megan Rapinoe. “This isn’t the time to score goals—when America is still racist. We totally could have beaten Sweden but we decided as a team that no goals will be scored until complete equality has been achieved in America. Also, we demand a hefty raise.”

Onlookers were stunned during the second half of the game when Rapinoe dribbled the ball all the way to Sweden’s unprotected goal and whispered “This is for you, people of color,” before kicking the ball straight into the air and running headfirst into the goalpost.

“This may be one of the most powerful performances in the history of sports,” said Teen Vogue‘s sportswriter who has never watched sports.

The U.S. Women’s team is demanding to remain in the Olympic tournament and promises to continue its streak of zero goals. Inspiring!…”

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US Women's Soccer Kinda Sucks Now

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