Biden Announces Increased Spending On Smergberd, Rustamufferns, Blabtrussels https://t.co/WyB497PZ7l pic.twitter.com/wg1GRntwrA
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 8, 2024
Biden Opens State Of The Union By Saying Hello To Dianne Feinstein https://t.co/I44w2zEUNe pic.twitter.com/qKPSzs9wOc
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 8, 2024
‘Divisive:’ Biden substitutes fiery campaign speech attacking Trump, justices for State of the Union
“…Biden attacked his “predecessor” on abortion, immigration, Russia, gun control and COVID during his State of the Union address and even criticized the Supreme Court justices who were sitting in the chamber…”
Biden Proudly Announces He Has Eliminated Junk Fees For All Migrants Staying In NY Hotels https://t.co/2Bq2os3tjL pic.twitter.com/lVkVSl2cYL
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 7, 2024
Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping https://t.co/kLMnKeSLnv pic.twitter.com/JD5n9QDWic
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 8, 2024
White House Explains Security Fence Around Capitol Is To Keep President From Wandering Off Grounds During Speech https://t.co/yCDKeu9AbD pic.twitter.com/6VY2q4FaIo
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 7, 2024
Biden’s Handlers Really Overshot His SOTU Uppers Dosage
DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants https://t.co/6hFnmU4QmW pic.twitter.com/Oug3Wz1s6e
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 8, 2024
Silver Alert: Lost Old Man Seen Yelling On Capitol Grounds https://t.co/ovsUMrhDr3 pic.twitter.com/xATD5mQscF
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 8, 2024