Surprise!

Secret Service ends investigation into cocaine found in White House without identifying a suspect

Who could have predicted that this would happen?

GOP congressmen did not identify a suspect connected to the cocaine.

Related:

Secret Service CLOSES White House cocaine investigation: Biden administration is accused of COVER-UP over failure to catch suspect who left drugs in West Wing locker – despite security cameras recording 24/7

    • USSS told Congress they narrowed down the list of possible suspects who brought cocaine into the White House to 500 people
    • The agency has decided to close the investigation without finding the culprit
    • Agents ‘just decided it’s just some weekend visitor… That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my life,’ said Republican Rep. Tim Burchett

Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.) stormed out of a briefing moments after it began, calling the conclusion “bogus.”

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Veteran feds cry foul on White House cocaine probe: ‘This is a cover-up.’

“…looks like a whitewash, former federal investigators told The Post Thursday.

“This is a cover-up. How can they say they have no leads?” one ex-agent said. “It is a restricted area and they have a log book, you don’t have to be Columbo to figure out who was there.

“Suppose it was anthrax,” the same person raged. “Would they have the same answer?”

“We have a tale of two countries,” another former fed said. “They identified hundreds of people who were in the Capitol building on Jan. 6 after an extensive investigation, but they don’t know who left something in an 8 x 10 room in the White House?”…”

Third time’s a charm:

SECRET SERVICE ADMITS ILLEGAL DRUGS FOUND AT BIDEN WHITE HOUSE TWO OTHER TIMES

Not just cocaine: Secret Service reveals another banned substance was found in Biden’s White House

7 Times Joe Biden Vowed to Restore ‘Integrity’ and ‘Decency’ to White House Before Cocaine Scandal

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No one knows who the cocaine belonged to. It’s a mystery.

Doug Santo