America’s new “Paper-of-Record,” The Babylon Bee, has an extensive record of satirical headlines that have come true.

Dozens of Babylon Bee Headlines Have Come True. Here’s the Complete List.

Prophecy: Date Written: Fulfillment: Date Fulfilled:
Captain America Rebooted As Feminist, Atheist, Transgender Hydra Agent 10-07-2016 Marvel’s newest Captain America is an LGBTQ+ activist 03-15-2021
Merriam-Webster Updates Definition Of ‘Fascism’ To ‘Anything One Disagrees With’ 04-21-2017 Merriam-Webster has a new definition of “racism” 06-10-2020
‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot 05-09-2017 USA Today: Is Math Racist? 12-07-2021
Inclusivity Win: State Of California To Make All Prisons Gender-Neutral 09-20-2017 California Gov. Newsom signs law requiring transgender prison inmates to be housed based on gender identity 09-27-2020
First Baptist Dallas Members Melt Golden Jewelry Down Into Towering Donald Trump Statue 01-02-2018 Gold statue of Trump appears at CPAC conference 02-26-2021
President Trump Declares The Babylon Bee His Most-Trusted News Source 01-19-2018 Donald Trump Tweets Satirical ‘Babylon Bee’ Article Saying Twitter Was Down to Protect Bidenn 10-16-2020
Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway 01-21-2019 Jon Reyes Tweet 01-08-2022
Biden Vows To Return Nation To Era When Press Didn’t Bother Reporting On President’s Scandals 04-26-2019 ABC, CNN avoid explosive Hunter Biden report; other networks give it fewer than five minutes, study finds 10-16-2020
Man’s Baptism Overturned After Instant Replay Reveals He Was Not Fully Submerged 05-01-2019 A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those are all considered invalid 02-15-2022
Sheltered Atheist Kid Not Allowed To Watch ‘VeggieTales’ 05-20-2019 Atheist parents coping because their kids believe in God thanks to VeggieTales 05-09-2021
California School System To Feature Mandatory 2nd Grade Field Trips To Gay Bars 06-28-2019 School in Broward took elementary aged kids to a gay bar on a field trip 10-27-2021
New York Times Praises Soviet Union For Unprecedented Gender Equality In Labor Camps 07-22-2019 Biden’s Pick for Banking Regulator Once Praised Soviet Union for Having ‘No Gender Pay Gap’ 09-26-2021
Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry 08-07-2019 Antifa Leader to launch new website 11-04-2020
Trump: ‘I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus’ 12-23-2019 Donald Trump told a Christian TV network that nobody had done more for ‘Christianity or for evangelicals or for religion itself’ than him 10-03-2021
California Bill Prohibits Stores From Selling Toys That Don’t Actively Confuse Children’s Sexuality 02-28-2020 Toys R They? CA Law Requires Stores To Have Gender-Neutral Area For Kids’ Products 10-11-2021
Trump Cancels 2020 Election Over Coronavirus Concerns 03-10-2020 The President’s Trumped-Up Claims of Voter Fraud 07-30-2020
SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are 04-10-2020 College Admissions in a Covid Year: SATs Are Out, Personal Stories Are In 09-17-2020
Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls 05-11-2020 THE FLAMING LIPSPLAY FOR CROWD ENCASED IN BUBBLES 10-15-2020
Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters 06-01-2020 “Good morning, everyone. I’m happy to welcome you to the Grace Community Church peaceful protest.” 08-09-2020
Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing ‘Imagine’ 06-09-2020 Police pin hopes on ‘rainbow cars’ to drive out hate crime 08-22-2021
New, Less Problematic History Books Will Only Include What Happened In The Current Year 06-24-2020 Illinois community leaders want to abolish history lessons in schools 08-03-2020
Nevada Church Avoids Coronavirus Restrictions By Installing Slot Machines 07-26-2020 Calvary Chapel to Hold Prayer Service (for Trump) at Las Vegas Casino. 08-06-2020
Dave Ramsey Proposes New Stimulus Package Where Every American Is Just Sent A Stack Of Empty Budgeting Envelopes 07-31-2020 Dave Ramsey on stimulus checks: ‘If $600 or $1,400 changes your life, you were pretty much screwed already’ 02-11-2021
Men’s Health Magazine Celebrates Body Positivity With First Obese Cover Model 08-12-2020 Cosmo: This is Healthy Cover 01-01-2021
BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize 08-13-2020 Black Lives Matter nominated for Nobel peace prizee 02-01-2021
Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class 08-15-2020 California High School AP Gov Teacher Admits Communist Indoctrination of Students. 08-31-2021
Biden: ‘My Doc Says I Don’t Have Alzheimer’s, Dementia, Or Alzheimer’s’ 08-19-2020 We Need an Operation Warp Speed for Alzheimer’s and Dementiaa 02-24-2021
Journalists Admit They’re Supporting Biden Just So They Can Take Another 4-to-8-Year-Long Vacation 08-26-2020 Did Washington Just Have an Actual Weekend? 02-22-2021
Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby 09-04-2020 WATCH: 98 Times Trump Disparaged Babies By Using Them as an Insult 09-08-2020
Trump Announces He Will Only Leave Office If A Challenger Beats Him In Ritual Combat 09-24-2020 Rudy Giuliani says “I’m willing to stake my reputation” on the fact that there is election fraud: “Let’s have trial by combat.” 01-06-2021
Biden: ‘You Have To Elect Me To Find Out What My Policy Positions Are’ 09-30-2020 Biden: “You’ll know my position on court packing when the election is over” 10-08-2020
Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day 10-23-2020 Joe Biden says he won’t do any more in person campagining for the remaining 9 days 10-25-2020
New York Governor Demands Accountability For Whoever Is Mismanaging New York 10-27-2020 Cuomo: Incompetent government kills people 01-26-2021
Pollsters Claim Their Polls Were 100% Correct, But Everyone Voted Wrong 11-04-2020 Nate Silver to FiveThirtyEight Critics: ‘Fuck You, We Did a Good Job’ 11-04-2020
Study Finds Connection Between Believing Russia Rigged 2016 Election And Believing 2020 Election Was Foolproof 11-07-2020 This is astonishing, from @zeynep’s newsletter: 91% of Democrats think that the 2020 election was free and fair, up from 43% in 2016 11-24-2020
Democrats Warn That Excess Thankfulness May Lead To Conservatism 11-25-2020 Unthanksgiving. 11-26-2020
AOC Now Selling ‘Tax The Rich’ Caviar For Just $10,000 A Can 12-03-2020 AOC wears ‘Tax the Rich’ dress to Met Gala 09-13-2021
Triple-Masker Looks Down On People Who Only Double Mask 01-25-2021 NBC News Segment- Effeciency of Triple Masking 01-26-2021
After Just Two Weeks Off Twitter, Trump Becomes Monk, Achieves Total Enlightenmentt 2-3-2021 Donald Trump ‘Feels Happier’ out of White House and off Twitter, Senior Adviser Says 2-8-2021
Democrats Vow To Follow The Science Of Whichever Union Donates The Most Money 2-16-2021 Powerful teachers union influenced CDC on school reopenings, emails show 5-1-2021
Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen 2-17-2021 Noah Hawley Says FX’s ‘Alien’ Series Is “Not A Ripley Story”, Will Explore Consequences Of Inequality 7-1-2021
Biden To Give First Address To Congress After He Wakes Up In The Spring 3-1-2021 White House: Biden will hold presser by end of March 3-5-2021
Progressive Surprised To Learn He Can Still Wear Mask Even Without Government Forcing Him To 3-5-2021 Epidemiologist announces that ‘In defiance of the mask mandate removal, I’m double masked and bringing some sass to the airport’ 4-21-2022
Service Stations Begin Widening Signs In Preparation For Higher Gas Prices 3-25-2021 Washington gas stations run out of gas, add extra digit in anticipation of $10 dollar prices 5-17-2022
For Convenience, Vaccine Passport Can Now Be Tattooed On Your Hand Or Forehead 3-29-2021 Inked up: Man gets tattoo of COVID-19 vaccine QR code on his armm 8-23-2021
Vaccine Will Now Be Offered In Continuous IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life 4-12-2021 Fauci warns  Americans may face having booster shots indefinitely 8-13-2021
Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What’s Causing Inflation Rates To Rise 5-10-2021 White House: Multitrillion-Dollar Spending Bill Will Combat Soaring Inflation 11-14-2021
LEGO Unveils New Genderless Bricks With No Male/Female Connectors 5-20-2021 Lego commits to removing ‘gender bias and harmful stereotypes’ from its toys 10-11-2021
Op-Ed: We Need To Make Playground Equipment More Dangerous 6-14-2021 German Insurance Companies Demand Perilous Playgrounds So That Kids Can Learn About Risk 11-1-2021
Progressive Church Announces New Drag Queen Bible Story Hour 6-18-2021 Huge Yikes! Lutheran Church Hosts Drag Queen Prayer Time For Children 12-17-2021
To Improve Public Perception, Kamala Harris Taking Likability Lessons From Hillary Clinton 7-6-2021 WH Asks Hillary Staffers How to Make Kamala More Likable 8-5-2021
Scientists Warn Of New Supersized Double Mega Limited Edition Teenage Mutant Ninja Snyder Cut COVID Variant... 7-30-2021 South Korea’s Disease Control and Prevention Agency said Tuesday that it had recorded at least two cases of the new coronavirus delta.. 8-3-2021
Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban 8-16-2021 The White House is briefing TikTok stars about the war in Ukraine 3-11-2022
Congress Passes Law Making Every Day January 6 So They Can Think About It All The Time 8-17-2021 Every Day Is Jan. 6 Now 1-1-2022
Gavin Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year 9-15-2021 Californians fleeing for Texas so fast U-Haul runs out of trucks for them 1-7-2021
Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together 9-21-2021 White House says border officials in Del Rio will no longer use horses 9-23-2021
Leftists Deeply Afraid Things Could Go Back To Normal 9-29-2021 Lifting restrictions could cause anxiety for many as unknowns persist: experts 2-9-2022
Church Services Across Country Begin With Rousing Chant Of ‘Let’s Go Brandon!’ 10-10-2021 Let’s Go Brandon’ Chanted at QAnon-Linked Church Event in Texas 11-15-2021
Weird: Many Southwest Planes Flying Banners Reading ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ 10-11-2021 Southwest pilot is heard ‘telling passengers Let’s Go Brandon’ at the end of flight 10-30-2021
Surviving Inflation: 9 Easy Ways To Save Money On Your Thanksgiving This Year 11-12-2021 NBC suggests not having Thanksgiving turkey this year to deal with inflation costs 11-22-2021
Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind 12-7-2021 Biden Admin Warns It ‘Will Not Be In A Position To Evacuate U.S. Citizens’ From Ukraine 01-23-2022
Just In Time: Pfizer Introduces Miracle Treatment For Myocarditis 12-16-2021 What if #mRNA could treat life-threatening #cardiovascular diseases such as #HeartFailure? 02-09-2022
Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus 12-29-2021 Biden’s to-do list for 2022 looks a lot like 2021’s 01-02-2022
Xi Jinping Criticizes Trudeau’s Heavy-Handed Approach 02-15-2022 China slams Canada over Hong Kong, Ottawa protestss 02-23-2022
Researchers Determine The Science Has Changed After Carefully Examining Poll Numbers 02-17-2022 We joke about Dems getting the memo that it’s time to shut down Covid due to looming midterms.Turns out there’s an *actual memo*! 02-25-2022
Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes 03-28-2022 Amy Schumer alludes to taking a ‘month’ break after being ‘traumatized’ by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars 03-31-2022
Dems Explain They Don’t Want Billionaires Controlling Our Media Unless They’re Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, Bloomberg, Buffett.. 04-18-2022 Elizabeth Warren Tweet 04-25-2022
Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation 04-29-2022 Mayorkas cites misinformation about Homeland Security’s disinformation board 05-01-2022
Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation 04-29-2022 A Panel to Combat Disinformation Becomes a Victim of It 05-18-2022
Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll 05-10-2022 Laverne Cox is working with Mattel to design the first transgender Barbie doll. 05-25-2022

Is liberalism a mental disorder?

Mitch Daniels on Biden’s student debt relief: “This dead fish isn’t smelling any better the older it gets”

Flip-flop number 3 from man-child Beto on the AR-15

Paper ballots please…

Cyber agency: Voting software vulnerable in some states

The nation’s leading cybersecurity agency says electronic voting machines from a leading vendor used in at least 16 states have software vulnerabilities

Biden claims he was appointed to the Naval Academy in 1965. This appears to be false.

Doug Santo