Some fun afternoon headlines…

President Off To Vacation — Again

USA Today Retracts False Fact-Check, Now Says ‘Biden Checked His Watch Multiple Times’

Biden Muffs Story On Daughter’s Wedding: ‘My Mind Is Going Blank Now’

Biden Says He Visited Synagogue After Shooting; Synagogue: NOPE.

Biden Blames Low Taxes, COVID, Poor Unity for bad jobs report In Carteresque Malaise Speech

Trump On Biden: ‘There’s Something Wrong’ With Him

New marketing strategy for small business success – ban Biden voters!

Florida diner that posted note refusing service to Biden voters because of his botched Afghan withdrawal is forced to close after it SOLD OUT of food following a boom in customers

    • Angie Ugarte posted the sign in the window of DeBary Diner in DeBary, Volusia County
    • Comes after Thursday’s attack by ISIS-K at Kabul airport that killed 13 US troops
    • Now, she says she’s seeing an outpouring of support, with patrons inundating the diner on Wednesday offering to buy meals for veterans
    • The support was so overwhelming that the diner ran out of food, forcing the diner to temporarily close due to the amount of donations and diners
    • ‘I think that the veterans will be fed for the rest of the year at the rate I’m getting donations’ she said of the outpouring of support
    • She intends to keep sign up as long as American’s still stranded in Afghanistan

She posted the sign in the window of the diner, tells customers to turn around if they back President Joe Biden and his administration

I thought the wacky Democrats’ hot new thing was gender fluidity and that men can get pregnant too? I’m so confused.

Psaki criticized for suggesting male reporter had no grounds to question Biden’s abortion stance

How does Ms. Psaki know that this person does not identify as a female? Birthing people can be either gender, oh wait, birthing people can be any one of 100 genders.

Lefty kook stuff can be so confusing!

Everybody knows that men have nothing to do with pregnancy, right, I mean women get pregnant through self osmosis or some other process that does not involve men. Why should a man be allowed to form an opinion on abortion, or more importantly, why should the president’s spokesperson, who is a woman apparently, have to put up with a question on abortion from a man. That man has no right to ask such a question. Of course the president can have an opinion because his is the right opinion.

Yes, the complications of liberal logic are difficult to grasp for a normal human.

Separation of church and state except for crackpot lefty Gods like Quetzalcoatl. Only lefties. Only in California. You can’t make it up.

California students forced to pray to Aztec gods in ethnic studies ‘model curriculum’: lawsuit

9 Facts About Quetzalcoatl

How soon before they teach children that human sacrifice is the only way to stop Covid and global warming?

Babylon Bee is just killing it lately

Texas Woman Wishes There Were Some Activity She Could Abstain From To Be Sure She Won’t Get Pregnant

“…DALLAS, TX—As new restrictions on abortion go into effect in Texas, more and more concerned residents are speaking out about their loss of abortion access. We caught up with Dallas resident Debbie Woods to discuss the impact of the new law on her life.

“I probably get four or five abortions a year, so this will definitely impact me directly,” Woods said. “I just can’t have a kid right now. I’m sleeping over at a different guy’s house like five nights a week. Nobody’s going to want to hook up with me if I’ve got a baby in tow!”

Woods says she’s been racking her brain for days trying to think of a solution to her predicament. “I wish there was some activity I could abstain from in order to not get pregnant,” she said. “I mean, I eat right, I exercise, and I even floss daily no matter whose house I’m sleeping at. I just can’t figure out what’s causing my unwanted pregnancies!”

In addition to cutting something out of her life, Woods said she’s open to other alternative pregnancy prevention ideas. “It would be great if stores sold products that could keep you from getting pregnant in the first place,” Woods added. “Something that responsible people would make sure to use during whatever activity is causing pregnancy to block it from ever happening.”…”

Democrats are determined to destroy our military

Afghanistan exit fiasco shows ‘poisonous, racist’ CRT is military distraction, congressman says

An idea that all wacky liberals should partake of…

Texas Tribune finds one Texan whose husband is getting a vasectomy in light of the state’s new abortion law 

What has happened to Australia. Where are the normal Australians.

Australia’s Next Authoritarian Move Is So Insane That It Would Make Orwell Blush

Democrat nightmare…

Black Women Among New Gun Owners

Headline of the day – Democrat priorities edition

Joe Biden Threatens to Fight Texas Harder Than He Ever Fought the Taliban

Bottom headline of the day – CNN edition

CNN’s Don Lemon Tells Unvaccinated Not to Go to the Hospital if They’re Sick

Israel seeing significant breakthrough infections. One of the most vaccinated countries in the world.

https://youtu.be/-la6cRvzxQQ

“…More than 2.15 million Israelis have received their third shot. On Sunday, anyone over the age of 12 who has been vaccinated for at least five months became eligible for the booster shot…”

Israel used the Pfizer vaccine almost exclusively.

Vaccine may not be a correct term. Therapy may be better. There needs to be a thorough reanalysis of treatment options, the benefits and pitfalls, and a truthful and straightforward explanation to the public with recommendations based on age and other important health factors.

Blanket vaccination is not a good or viable option.

Is the CDC a scientific organization or a political organization?

The CDC decided to only track severe breakthrough COVID infections, not mild cases in vaccinated people. That decision is impacting the agency’s ability to track the spread of the Delta variant and vaccine efficacy.

There is good data from Israel.

It’s almost like the CDC decides things based on Democrat political goals instead of actual data and analysis.

Tucker eviscerates the liberal nitwits on the Texas abortion law

Biden’s “extraordinary success” in Afghanistan

President Meat Puppet’s “extraordinary success” in Afghanistan

John Kass:

“…Joe Biden read what they gave him to read about his “extraordinary success” in Afghanistan. And once again he became that angry old man at the end of the bar at closing time.

He used that special voice of his, the Commander McBragg voice, the one he uses to recount his fabulist heroic exploits, from vanquishing the mythical thug “Corn Pop” in their titanic rumble behind the pool or lying about the time he was mythically arrested trying to visit Nelson Mandela in jail.

The words they gave him to read bore him aloft, as if upon the wings of eagles. And as he spoke, he seemed to believe his own myths, Biden as Horatius at the Bridge, Joe as our Churchill during Dunkirk, getting us out of Afghanistan and that 20-year war…”

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Biden just says stuff that works in whatever situation he happens to be in. Truth is not an important factor in what he says.

Here’s The Full List Of Every Lie Joe Biden Has Told As President: Part 60

This is a good piece and pretty funny.

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Tree of Life synagogue disputes Biden’s claim he visited after massacre

“…President Biden on Thursday told Jewish leaders that he spent time at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh after the October 2018 mass murder of 11 people there — but the synagogue told The Post he never visited.

“I remember spending time at the, you know, going to the, you know, the Tree of Life synagogue, speaking with them,” Biden said in a 16-minute virtual address ahead of the Jewish holidays Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.

Barb Feige, executive director of the Tree of Life, said that Biden did not visit the synagogue in the nearly three years since the anti-Semitic attack…”

Yeah, so Biden just says stuff that he thinks will play in the situation. Truth is not a factor. Real time satisfaction for his intended audience is the only metric. Longer-term consequences of false statements are not important as long as he (Biden) does not have to respond to critics.

Politics is an ugly business. Experience must indicate to Biden that this mode of communication works for the audiences that he is interested in.

The other explanation is that Biden is a lying jerk.

New trends in Democrat governance – so stupid it hurts edition.

San Francisco is now literally paying people to not shoot each other

Baltimore Activist Wanted to Pay Criminals Not to Kill People

Biden – Extreme storms from the climate crisis! Get your masks on! Notice how they re-branded global warming? Climate crisis works with cold or hot, wet or dry, any kind of weather!

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1433472191690063874

Democrats. This is who they are.

They will attempt to distract from the Afghanistan disaster by using global warming and Covid.

The Texas ban on post-6-week abortions will be played repeatedly, similar to Covid and climate.

Let’s fix climate!

By doing what exactly? Increasing taxes on Americans for Democrat nonsense while China and other developing countries pollute like there’s no tomorrow?

Stuff it up your ass, Swampy.

Tell us more about how great the vaccines are. It will be booster after booster for the vaccinated sheep.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1433482410558164993

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Israel is now the world’s Covid hotspot: Cases soar despite country’s trail-blazing vaccine roll-out – sparking fears other highly-vaccinated countries will be hit by another wave due to jabs’ waning immunity

    • Israel recorded 1,892 cases per million people on Wednesday — nearly 0.2% of entire population in single day
    • Despite being one of the most vaccinated nations in world, country is in midst of an unprecedented new wave
    • Fears Britain could now follow suit has led to growing calls for a mass booster vaccine rollout this winter

Turley on Democrat politburo tactics – “Just two months ago, the Democrats denounced such secret orders by the Justice Department as a threat to our civil liberties.”

Subpoena Tsunami: House Democrats Issue Hundreds of Secret Subpoenas Targeting GOP Colleagues and Others

The Democrats know who the guilty are. Now they just need to find the crimes.

Doug Santo