Babylon Bee scoopes the MSM again
“…WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Barack Obama endorsed Joe Biden this morning, a humbled, thankful Biden expressed his gratitude in a video of his own.
“I’m delighted to have the endorsement of my old friend, CornPop,” he said as horrified aides attempted to cut off the footage. “You know, CornPop and me go way back. I used to work at the community pool. There were both poor kids and white kids, everyone getting along great. I was wearing a rubber chicken on my swim trunks, as was the style at the time. Sometimes the kids would run their fingers through my leg hair and I’d smack ’em with the rubber chicken and then they’d chase me and we’d all get pushed into the pool and really have a great laugh. It was around the summer of ’42 I believe when CornPop came around — a real bad dude…”