I can’t keep up with the changing diktats of our preening moral superiors.
Stephen Kruiser:
“…Since the 1970’s, the enviro freaks have been taking us on various rides in the name of protecting Earth that are all over the place. We were going to freeze to death. Then we were going to boil to death.
On a smaller scale, we were told that we had to stop using paper grocery bags because we were killing too many trees to make them. The switch to plastic bags was on, all in the name of being noble and Earth-saving do-gooders.
By the time the 21st century rolled around, the plastic bags were Satan because they were assaulting dolphins — it’s always dolphins — or something. Another switch was on, this time to either the tree-killing paper bags, or reusable bags made out of a variety of things.
Before I had escaped from Los Angeles, plastic bags had been banned and everybody got to virtue-signal with cloth bags.
Fast-forward to 2020 and PLAGUE TIMES.
It turns out that the reusable bags are filthy little germ catchers and carriers, the last things anyone wants around while trying to slow the spread of a pandemic virus.
The Poop Sidewalk brain trust that runs San Francisco has even gone so far as to reverse the ban on plastic bags that has been in place for over a decade.
The lesson here is obvious: hippies and enviro freaks are always wrong.
Also, what the hell have the dolphins ever really done for us?…”