STEPHEN KRUISER:
“…The Washington Nationals went to the White House on Monday to celebrate their World Series win with the President of the United States and in a sane world, a champion baseball team and the president hanging out on a sunny day would just make for a nice story.
For the sufferers of Trump Derangement Syndrome, it was a cause of great distress…
…Obviously, it was bad enough for these poor dears that the event happened at all. The Nationals players who did show up really spoiled things by enjoying themselves. Catcher Kurt Suzuki practically caused an international incident by wearing a Make America Great Again hat, a.k.a. the universal trigger for every American liberal whose daddy never said: “I love you.”…
…The Twitter hashtag #KurtSuzuki reveals an array of fragility, mental instability, and fundamental misunderstandings of just what a hat is capable of. If I were a better person I would feel bad for these people.
Instead, I spent a fair amount of time scrolling through and thoroughly enjoying their angst and online histrionics. They are suffering from toxic emotional weakness and it’s more entertaining than having cable for me.
To his credit, Suzuki didn’t back down and defended his ability to have a good time…”