I, Comey
For the love of G-d, can someone please take the computer away from Twitter personality and fired government bureaucrat James Comey? He’s written another op-ed. It’s titled: “No ‘treason.’ No coup. Just lies — and dumb lies at that.”
Click at your own risk. It reads like an emo 14-year-old’s poetry after listening to Fields of The Nephilim’s “Last Exit for the Lost” on repeat for 24 hours.
Why won’t Comey go away? He’s obviously nervous now that AG Barr has appointed a serious person to determine how the FBI had enough information to vacuum up all the comms from at least one, probably four in total, Trump campaign associates and yet the $35m Mueller report with 19 prosecutors and 40 FBI agents found no evidence at all that Trump folk were “colluding” with the RUSSIANS. He should be nervous because that’s a hell of a misfire. Assuming it was a misfire and not a direct hit, of course.
“There was no corruption. There was no treason. There was no attempted coup,” Comey wrote in a Washington Post op-ed. “Those are lies, and dumb lies at that. There were just good people trying to figure out what was true, under unprecedented circumstances.”
You don’t get to be the judge of that, sport. You were fired.
“We didn’t know what was true,” he wrote. “Maybe there was nothing to it, or maybe Americans were actively conspiring with the Russians. To find out, the FBI would live up to its name and investigate.”
OH MY G-D, THIS IS UNBEARABLE. I get the sense that Comey walks around with a movie narrator’s voice in his head, announcing all his actions: “In a world where a soul-eating bad orange man sought to rule the universe, only one human had the strength of character, the virtue to fight for truth, justice and the American way.” Oh, just shut up you freak.