When you leave your dog alone for a minute.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/o5H3SCRZZH

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 31, 2023

Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, is in federal prison today.

She was once described as the youngest self-made billionaire.

She will now be working alongside other inmates for between 12 cents and $1.15 an hour.

Most will go towards restitution payments to victims. pic.twitter.com/rtpek2nFCZ

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) May 31, 2023

She is a fraud and grifter who bilked people out of millions of dollars. She follows a long line of liberal media darlings who turned out to be shit.

Nevada Democrats to Fine Schools $5k Per Day for Banning Males from Girls Sports

You can’t make it up!

USC PhD funding program prioritizes DEI over merit when reviewing applications

“…The University of Southern California is prioritizing diversity, equity and inclusion over merit and talent when awarding funding to students in PhD programs, according to a group of scholars who recently sounded the alarm on the issue as well as a memo that spells out the practice.

While dozens of universities consider DEI when distributing funding to PhD students for research, USC is “particularly extreme” in this regard, USC Professor James Moore, Columbia University Professor Spiro Pantazatos, and former USC doctoral candidate Kursat Christoff Pekgoz wrote in an op-ed for Inside Higher Ed on May 18…”

Under Macron, France Brings Back ‘Preventive Censorship’ After More Than 140 Years

“…On May 9, French Interior Minister Gérald Darmanin asked the prefects throughout France to ban all events and protests organized by “the far right or the ultra-right.” In Paris alone, the police prefecture banned six such events last weekend, including a symposium organized by the Iliade Institute…”

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Ignores Residents’ Opposition, Fills College with 300 Border Crossers

I absolutely will not vote to expand our national debt by $4 trillion. When the Biden-McCarthy debt deal reaches the senate, I will offer a conservative alternative. Learn more: https://t.co/W9EnjXo8d5 pic.twitter.com/dSmKDa9M0w

— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) May 30, 2023

🚨TARGET IN TOTAL RETREAT🚨

A whistleblower sent me an exclusive internal Target memo ORDERING the deconstruction of the Groomer “Pride” section ACROSS stores.

I went to the Target we reported from last week to check. I was shocked at what we found.

The Pride display signage… pic.twitter.com/ybvs3vpXLP

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 31, 2023

Related:

Target losses swell to $12.4 billion; shares at lowest since 2020

Target’s market value dropped by another $2.4 billion Tuesday

"NOBODY IS SAFE!" #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/GeRfWm8jce

— Matt Orfalea (@0rf) May 20, 2023

Liars.

The guy that did this supercut is here. He has a lot of good stuff.

I think many have reached their goal and are now plumbing the depths of the absurd.

Disney has a man in a dress working in the dress store for little girls at Disneyland. This is who Disney wants girls to see when they first walk in to pick out a dress. pic.twitter.com/Ta2dwyAaSa

— Jason Jones (@jonesville) May 30, 2023

Democrats’ Greatest Achievement: Convincing Idiots That Tyranny Is Virtue

Professor fails student for refusing to condemn her Christian faith

• • Lj Russum, a humanities professor, allegedly assigned papers that forced students to deny the existence of God and contest that Christianity is oppressive to women.
  • Subsequently, a 16-year-old student received a “zero” on four essay assignments.

Related:

High school debate’s decline: No arguing allowed

“…Lila Lavender, the 2019 national debate champion, is now a judge whose paradigm reads: ‘Before anything else, including being a debate judge, I am a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist. . . . I cannot check the revolutionary proletarian science at the door when I’m judging. . . . I will no longer evaluate and thus never vote for rightest capitalist-imperialist positions/arguments…”

Full-crazy crackpot

The crackpot keeps getting worse:

UMich botanical garden employs DEI manager, hosts ‘confronting racism’ training

It’s all virtue signaling all the time. Botanists must declare their faith in the Democrat cult of race.

Related:

CUNY Commencement Speaker Gives Epic Rant Against Israel and Urges ‘Revolution’ Against ‘Capitalism’ and ‘White Supremacy.’

Climate Cultists Charged for Smearing Paint on Display Case of ‘Little Dancer Aged Fourteen’

Related:

These women wanted a symbolic expression of self-love. So they married themselves

We live in the age of stupid transmogrifying into the age of the absurd.

Related. Liberal logic in the age of stupid:

‘Crime database is racist because it lists so many black and brown perps’

A Clean Water Landmark for Liberty at the Supreme Court

“…In Sackett v. EPA, the Justices rebuke the agency for its land grab over ‘waters of the United States.’…

…Michael and Chantell Sackett’s ordeal reveals how rule by an unfettered administrative state can cause significant cost and hardship. For 16 years the couple has been battling the bureaucracy to build a home. The Environmental Protection Agency and U.S. Army Corps of Engineers claim their dry property is a wetland subject to federal regulation.

The Clean Water Act (CWA) authorizes EPA to regulate only “navigable waters” in interstate commerce. Yet the EPA said the Sacketts’ property was connected to a wetland some 30 feet away, which was connected to a ditch that connected to a nonnavigable creek that connected to a lake. Follow that?

Americans anywhere in the country could have their backyard declared a wetland, but they wouldn’t know it until the EPA swoops in and threatens enormous penalties for pouring herbicide on weeds. EPA advises landowners to solicit the Army Corps’ opinion before doing anything with their property. But 75% of the time the Corps claims jurisdiction.

Does federal jurisdiction really “encompass any backyard that is soggy enough for some minimum period of time?” Justice Samuel Alito asks in the majority opinion joined by Chief Justice John Roberts and Justices Clarence Thomas, Neil Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett. “How about ditches, swimming pools, and puddles?”…”

John Kerry says US farmers must radically transform food production to meet ‘net zero’ emissions goals by 2030

Related:

World Economic Forum puppet and Prime Minister of the Netherlands, Mark Rutte, is closing down independent Dutch farms en masse, with the intention of replacing them with WEF "Food Innovation Hubs".

None of this has anything to do with preventing the imaginary "climate… pic.twitter.com/sraHDN1RUr

— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) May 15, 2023

Woke green stupidity. It will destroy life as we know it and regress western society all for pie-in-the-sky nonsense about saving the planet.

Media Churns Out Annual Memorial Day Weekend Shark Warning Stories, Amid 1 to 37 Million Odds of Attack

Republicans are poised to deliver big, consequential change in Washington. Soon, we will vote for a responsible debt limit agreement that stops Democrats' reckless spending, claws back unspent COVID funds, blocks Biden's new tax schemes, & much, much more https://t.co/TQ7CblFsaM

— Kevin McCarthy (@SpeakerMcCarthy) May 28, 2023

The Debt limit deal is a dramatic victory for Speaker McCarthy and House Republicans. Before they passed their history changing bill no one would have believed it possible to cut spending, reestablish work requirements, reform permitting for energy and infrastructure and more

— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) May 28, 2023

MODERATES, PROGRESSIVES, CONSERVATIVES ALL POOH-POOH OVERNIGHT DEBT DEAL

When all sides complain about the deal, it’s probably a pretty fair deal.