| Prophecy: |
Date Written: |
Fulfillment: |
Date Fulfilled: |
| Captain America Rebooted As Feminist, Atheist, Transgender Hydra Agent |
10-07-2016 |
Marvel’s newest Captain America is an LGBTQ+ activist |
03-15-2021 |
| Merriam-Webster Updates Definition Of ‘Fascism’ To ‘Anything One Disagrees With’‘ |
04-21-2017 |
Merriam-Webster has a new definition of “racism” |
06-10-2020 |
| ‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot |
05-09-2017 |
USA Today: Is Math Racist? |
12-07-2021 |
| Inclusivity Win: State Of California To Make All Prisons Gender-Neutral |
09-20-2017 |
California Gov. Newsom signs law requiring transgender prison inmates to be housed based on gender identity |
09-27-2020 |
| First Baptist Dallas Members Melt Golden Jewelry Down Into Towering Donald Trump Statue |
01-02-2018 |
Gold statue of Trump appears at CPAC conference |
02-26-2021 |
| President Trump Declares The Babylon Bee His Most-Trusted News Source |
01-19-2018 |
Donald Trump Tweets Satirical ‘Babylon Bee’ Article Saying Twitter Was Down to Protect Bidenn |
10-16-2020 |
| Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway |
01-21-2019 |
Jon Reyes Tweet |
01-08-2022 |
| Biden Vows To Return Nation To Era When Press Didn’t Bother Reporting On President’s Scandals |
04-26-2019 |
ABC, CNN avoid explosive Hunter Biden report; other networks give it fewer than five minutes, study finds |
10-16-2020 |
| Man’s Baptism Overturned After Instant Replay Reveals He Was Not Fully Submerged |
05-01-2019 |
A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those are all considered invalid |
02-15-2022 |
| Sheltered Atheist Kid Not Allowed To Watch ‘VeggieTales’‘ |
05-20-2019 |
Atheist parents coping because their kids believe in God thanks to VeggieTales |
05-09-2021 |
| California School System To Feature Mandatory 2nd Grade Field Trips To Gay Bars |
06-28-2019 |
School in Broward took elementary aged kids to a gay bar on a field trip |
10-27-2021 |
| New York Times Praises Soviet Union For Unprecedented Gender Equality In Labor Camps |
07-22-2019 |
Biden’s Pick for Banking Regulator Once Praised Soviet Union for Having ‘No Gender Pay Gap’ |
09-26-2021 |
| Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry |
08-07-2019 |
Antifa Leader to launch new website |
11-04-2020 |
| Trump: ‘I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus’ |
12-23-2019 |
Donald Trump told a Christian TV network that nobody had done more for ‘Christianity or for evangelicals or for religion itself’ than him |
10-03-2021 |
| California Bill Prohibits Stores From Selling Toys That Don’t Actively Confuse Children’s Sexuality |
02-28-2020 |
Toys R They? CA Law Requires Stores To Have Gender-Neutral Area For Kids’ Products |
10-11-2021 |
| Trump Cancels 2020 Election Over Coronavirus Concerns |
03-10-2020 |
The President’s Trumped-Up Claims of Voter Fraud |
07-30-2020 |
| SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are |
04-10-2020 |
College Admissions in a Covid Year: SATs Are Out, Personal Stories Are In |
09-17-2020 |
| Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls |
05-11-2020 |
THE FLAMING LIPSPLAY FOR CROWD ENCASED IN BUBBLES |
10-15-2020 |
| Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters |
06-01-2020 |
“Good morning, everyone. I’m happy to welcome you to the Grace Community Church peaceful protest.” |
08-09-2020 |
| Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing ‘Imagine’‘ |
06-09-2020 |
Police pin hopes on ‘rainbow cars’ to drive out hate crime |
08-22-2021 |
| New, Less Problematic History Books Will Only Include What Happened In The Current Year |
06-24-2020 |
Illinois community leaders want to abolish history lessons in schools |
08-03-2020 |
| Nevada Church Avoids Coronavirus Restrictions By Installing Slot Machines |
07-26-2020 |
Calvary Chapel to Hold Prayer Service (for Trump) at Las Vegas Casino. |
08-06-2020 |
| Dave Ramsey Proposes New Stimulus Package Where Every American Is Just Sent A Stack Of Empty Budgeting Envelopes |
07-31-2020 |
Dave Ramsey on stimulus checks: ‘If $600 or $1,400 changes your life, you were pretty much screwed already’ |
02-11-2021 |
| Men’s Health Magazine Celebrates Body Positivity With First Obese Cover Model |
08-12-2020 |
Cosmo: This is Healthy Cover |
01-01-2021 |
| BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize |
08-13-2020 |
Black Lives Matter nominated for Nobel peace prizee |
02-01-2021 |
| Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class |
08-15-2020 |
California High School AP Gov Teacher Admits Communist Indoctrination of Students. |
08-31-2021 |
| Biden: ‘My Doc Says I Don’t Have Alzheimer’s, Dementia, Or Alzheimer’s’‘ |
08-19-2020 |
We Need an Operation Warp Speed for Alzheimer’s and Dementiaa |
02-24-2021 |
| Journalists Admit They’re Supporting Biden Just So They Can Take Another 4-to-8-Year-Long Vacation |
08-26-2020 |
Did Washington Just Have an Actual Weekend? |
02-22-2021 |
| Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby |
09-04-2020 |
WATCH: 98 Times Trump Disparaged Babies By Using Them as an Insult |
09-08-2020 |
| Trump Announces He Will Only Leave Office If A Challenger Beats Him In Ritual Combat |
09-24-2020 |
Rudy Giuliani says “I’m willing to stake my reputation” on the fact that there is election fraud: “Let’s have trial by combat.” |
01-06-2021 |
| Biden: ‘You Have To Elect Me To Find Out What My Policy Positions Are’‘ |
09-30-2020 |
Biden: “You’ll know my position on court packing when the election is over” |
10-08-2020 |
| Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day |
10-23-2020 |
Joe Biden says he won’t do any more in person campagining for the remaining 9 days |
10-25-2020 |
| New York Governor Demands Accountability For Whoever Is Mismanaging New York |
10-27-2020 |
Cuomo: Incompetent government kills people |
01-26-2021 |
| Pollsters Claim Their Polls Were 100% Correct, But Everyone Voted Wrong |
11-04-2020 |
Nate Silver to FiveThirtyEight Critics: ‘Fuck You, We Did a Good Job’’ |
11-04-2020 |
| Study Finds Connection Between Believing Russia Rigged 2016 Election And Believing 2020 Election Was Foolproof |
11-07-2020 |
This is astonishing, from @zeynep’s newsletter: 91% of Democrats think that the 2020 election was free and fair, up from 43% in 2016 |
11-24-2020 |
| Democrats Warn That Excess Thankfulness May Lead To Conservatism |
11-25-2020 |
Unthanksgiving. |
11-26-2020 |
| AOC Now Selling ‘Tax The Rich’ Caviar For Just $10,000 A Can |
12-03-2020 |
AOC wears ‘Tax the Rich’ dress to Met Gala |
09-13-2021 |
| Triple-Masker Looks Down On People Who Only Double Mask |
01-25-2021 |
NBC News Segment- Effeciency of Triple Masking |
01-26-2021 |
| After Just Two Weeks Off Twitter, Trump Becomes Monk, Achieves Total Enlightenmentt |
2-3-2021 |
Donald Trump ‘Feels Happier’ out of White House and off Twitter, Senior Adviser Says |
2-8-2021 |
| Democrats Vow To Follow The Science Of Whichever Union Donates The Most Money |
2-16-2021 |
Powerful teachers union influenced CDC on school reopenings, emails show |
5-1-2021 |
| Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen |
2-17-2021 |
Noah Hawley Says FX’s ‘Alien’ Series Is “Not A Ripley Story”, Will Explore Consequences Of Inequality |
7-1-2021 |
| Biden To Give First Address To Congress After He Wakes Up In The Spring |
3-1-2021 |
White House: Biden will hold presser by end of March |
3-5-2021 |
| Progressive Surprised To Learn He Can Still Wear Mask Even Without Government Forcing Him To |
3-5-2021 |
Epidemiologist announces that ‘In defiance of the mask mandate removal, I’m double masked and bringing some sass to the airport’ |
4-21-2022 |
| Service Stations Begin Widening Signs In Preparation For Higher Gas Prices |
3-25-2021 |
Washington gas stations run out of gas, add extra digit in anticipation of $10 dollar prices |
5-17-2022 |
| For Convenience, Vaccine Passport Can Now Be Tattooed On Your Hand Or Forehead |
3-29-2021 |
Inked up: Man gets tattoo of COVID-19 vaccine QR code on his armm |
8-23-2021 |
| Vaccine Will Now Be Offered In Continuous IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life |
4-12-2021 |
Fauci warns Americans may face having booster shots indefinitely |
8-13-2021 |
| Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What’s Causing Inflation Rates To Rise |
5-10-2021 |
White House: Multitrillion-Dollar Spending Bill Will Combat Soaring Inflation |
11-14-2021 |
| LEGO Unveils New Genderless Bricks With No Male/Female Connectors |
5-20-2021 |
Lego commits to removing ‘gender bias and harmful stereotypes’ from its toys |
10-11-2021 |
| Op-Ed: We Need To Make Playground Equipment More Dangerous |
6-14-2021 |
German Insurance Companies Demand Perilous Playgrounds So That Kids Can Learn About Risk |
11-1-2021 |
| Progressive Church Announces New Drag Queen Bible Story Hour |
6-18-2021 |
Huge Yikes! Lutheran Church Hosts Drag Queen Prayer Time For Children |
12-17-2021 |
| To Improve Public Perception, Kamala Harris Taking Likability Lessons From Hillary Clinton |
7-6-2021 |
WH Asks Hillary Staffers How to Make Kamala More Likable |
8-5-2021 |
| Scientists Warn Of New Supersized Double Mega Limited Edition Teenage Mutant Ninja Snyder Cut COVID Variant... |
7-30-2021 |
South Korea’s Disease Control and Prevention Agency said Tuesday that it had recorded at least two cases of the new coronavirus delta.. |
8-3-2021 |
| Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban |
8-16-2021 |
The White House is briefing TikTok stars about the war in Ukraine |
3-11-2022 |
| Congress Passes Law Making Every Day January 6 So They Can Think About It All The Time |
8-17-2021 |
Every Day Is Jan. 6 Now |
1-1-2022 |
| Gavin Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year |
9-15-2021 |
Californians fleeing for Texas so fast U-Haul runs out of trucks for them |
1-7-2021 |
| Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together |
9-21-2021 |
White House says border officials in Del Rio will no longer use horses |
9-23-2021 |
| Leftists Deeply Afraid Things Could Go Back To Normal |
9-29-2021 |
Lifting restrictions could cause anxiety for many as unknowns persist: experts |
2-9-2022 |
| Church Services Across Country Begin With Rousing Chant Of ‘Let’s Go Brandon!’ |
10-10-2021 |
Let’s Go Brandon’ Chanted at QAnon-Linked Church Event in Texas |
11-15-2021 |
| Weird: Many Southwest Planes Flying Banners Reading ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ |
10-11-2021 |
Southwest pilot is heard ‘telling passengers Let’s Go Brandon’ at the end of flight |
10-30-2021 |
| Surviving Inflation: 9 Easy Ways To Save Money On Your Thanksgiving This Year |
11-12-2021 |
NBC suggests not having Thanksgiving turkey this year to deal with inflation costs |
11-22-2021 |
| Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind |
12-7-2021 |
Biden Admin Warns It ‘Will Not Be In A Position To Evacuate U.S. Citizens’ From Ukraine |
01-23-2022 |
| Just In Time: Pfizer Introduces Miracle Treatment For Myocarditis |
12-16-2021 |
What if #mRNA could treat life-threatening #cardiovascular diseases such as #HeartFailure? |
02-09-2022 |
| Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus |
12-29-2021 |
Biden’s to-do list for 2022 looks a lot like 2021’s |
01-02-2022 |
| Xi Jinping Criticizes Trudeau’s Heavy-Handed Approach |
02-15-2022 |
China slams Canada over Hong Kong, Ottawa protestss |
02-23-2022 |
| Researchers Determine The Science Has Changed After Carefully Examining Poll Numbers |
02-17-2022 |
We joke about Dems getting the memo that it’s time to shut down Covid due to looming midterms.Turns out there’s an *actual memo*! |
02-25-2022 |
| Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes |
03-28-2022 |
Amy Schumer alludes to taking a ‘month’ break after being ‘traumatized’ by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars |
03-31-2022 |
| Dems Explain They Don’t Want Billionaires Controlling Our Media Unless They’re Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, Bloomberg, Buffett.. |
04-18-2022 |
Elizabeth Warren Tweet |
04-25-2022 |
| Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation |
04-29-2022 |
Mayorkas cites misinformation about Homeland Security’s disinformation board |
05-01-2022 |
| Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation |
04-29-2022 |
A Panel to Combat Disinformation Becomes a Victim of It |
05-18-2022 |
| Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll |
05-10-2022 |
Laverne Cox is working with Mattel to design the first transgender Barbie doll. |
05-25-2022 |
